GHOST HOUSE

You crack your knuckles and kneel down, digging through the pile of junk to see if you can find anything noteworthy. It feels like you've been looking around forever before Bonnie stands up, holding some papers that are stuck together.

BONNIE

This looks like something! They're letters in English.

KLAIR

Nice find! What do they say?

BONNIE

Hmm... Let me see...

She flips through the letters for a second before turning red and going into a coughing fit. Bai makes a weird sound that you think is... laughter?

BAI

These letters are really something. Gag me with a spoon!

BONNIE

Ohhhh my gosh.

ISSAC

Lemme see.

Issac snatches the letters from Bonnie and reads them. You try to look over his shoulder, but he's a lot taller than you. He also starts laughing.

ISSAC

Holy shit, these are so bad.

KLAIR

What is it?

ISSAC

Man, I don't think I should read these aloud.

KLAIR

Let me see, dude!

ISSAC

No- okay- they're like, really horny love letters. Like, REALLY bad.

BONNIE

Jeez!!

KLAIR

Love letters? Do they say any names?

ISSAC

Nothing but the usual petnames... Dear... sweetheart... Wait, here's one.

You start jumping to try to look over his shoulder.

KLAIR

What is it??

ISSAC

Nicholas.

KLAIR

Nicholas Cornielle... that's... such a lame name.

BONNIE

What do you mean?

KLAIR

I don't know. If that's the ghost's name, that's a big letdown. Like, we have to deal with a ghost named Nick?

BONNIE

Well, what name do you expect a ghost to have?

ISSAC

Boneripper.

KLAIR

Yeah. Boneripper.

BONNIE

You guys are awful! Let's get a move on!