GHOST HOUSE

KLAIR

What... are you?

BAI

I'm Bai!

KLAIR

Oh. Okay. Um. Hello, Bai.

BAI

Hey!!

They seem very excited to see you.

KLAIR

You... uh, you said we're new? What's that mean?

BAI

You're new, yeah! Four new people in one night. That's incredible.

BONNIE

Wh-What happened to Issac?

BAI

Issac? Is that your friend here? He ran into someone pretty tough, but I saved him. Don't worry.

KLAIR

...Someone tough?

BONNIE

This can't b-be real. I'm dreaming or... or hallucinating. Or something.

BAI

Yep! There's lots of them around here. They're all pretty hostile, too.

KLAIR

Who are they?

BAI

They're ghosts, of course. Like me.

KLAIR

Y...You're...

BONNIE

We're talking to a fucking light!!

KLAIR

Dead?

BAI

Yep!

KLAIR

How dead?

BAI

Dead as a doorknob. Dead as roadkill. Dead as a dead thing! Dead.

KLAIR

...Ah.

ISSAC

Whs...

BAI

Looks like your friend's waking up.