You've barely taken three steps into the yard when bright lights suddenly flash on, blinding you and your friends. You cover your eyes with one hand, and feel your baseball bat materialise in your other. A chain-link fence springs up behind you, spreading to surround around you all in a large circle shape. Applause and cheering starts booming from somewhere beyond the lights.
ISSAC
Agh, fuck!
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LAAADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND OTHERS!
A voice booms out over the arena.
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MAKE SOME NOISE FOR OUR FRESH MEAT TO THE RING!
The crowd chants "fresh meat" for a few seconds before the announcer continues.
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IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE OUR NEWCOMERS! IN THE OTHER, FACING OFF AGAINST ONE OF THEM THIS FIGHT, IS... DOUGLAS!!
LEON
Douglas isn't that intimidating of a name!
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DOUGLAS!! THE!! DESTROYERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
BONNIE
Eep!
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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Douglas enters the ring.